today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
One way
Or another
I’m gonna meetcha
I’m gonna
ust
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
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how do i make friends
add two cups of chopped lettuce
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I know everything that’s gonna happen
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a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
this is basically me whenever i try to do something
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My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cutedid he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
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